ReZurrektion Day Spa

Disclaimer:  Pricing and Services are subject to change at any given time for any given reason be it Alien, Demon or Otherwise possession or other circumstances beyond our control without notice or provocation at the sole discretion of the Company and are not guaranteed by either post or implication and could possibly be discussed but not necessarily at the earliest / latest convenience of the host as we may or may not see fit depending upon the phases of the Moon, Lack of Chocolate, Sun spots, Temporal rifts in the fabric of Time and or whether or not Matthew burned Breakfast.  Discounts may or may not also be applied dependent upon the attitude / energy of the Client and will be at the sole whim - discretion - perogitive of the Judy.  We are happy to answer any and all questions in regard to the above.  Please submit in writing in triplict, handwritten in Cursive on 100# plain white good cotton paper in Blue Ink and addressed via Parcel Post care of our Local Post Master.  Please and Thank You.